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The Dream Issue: What dreams may come? What puns may be found? What nightmares perceived and premonitions realised? This issue features a posthumous interview with Steve Jobs, Denzel Washington's Last Supper, The Ice Dream Man, Dream Dealing and much more. The interview is with the wonderful Victoria Coren - a quiz host, presenter, writer and professional poker champion. We talk to her about poker and her latest book. We've got more stories and made up rubbish than you can shake a dreamy satirical stick at.

When you buy a copy stalkingElk 4, you're not only fulfilling our dreams, but you're making your life better. This is a fact.

The Time Issue: Within our two month time limit we have found a few minutes to explore Time Travel, Second home owners, Deja Vu, A brief history of Tim, The Riot Act, Saving Time. The interview is with the brilliant Robin Ince - a comedian, presenter, writer and man of ferocious intelligence. We talk to him about science. We've also got even more amazing illustrations, comic strips and weird jokes to keep you entertained while you read our mighty words.

When you buy a copy stalkingElk 3, believe us, it won't be a waste of your time.

Within these pages we cover everything to do with playing: child's play, horse play, playground games, Al Megrahi's game of death, the rules, cider drinking and communist tourism. The interview is with the legendary Mark Thomas – comedian, writer and political activist. We've also got some amazing comic strips, illustrations and photography. Watch out for our newest feature; a crossword of jokes that gives you funny solutions.

We're not playing with you when we say that Issue #2 is amazing.

The Portrait Issue. From landscape gardening to upright morals.

This is Issue #1. Within these pages we cover all the usual topics that any self-respecting magazine covers: Royal foreskins, the science of the media, stupid sports fans, fake grass, jam and stolen bikes, April fools and coffin rockets. Every reader loves an interview and we've got an interview with Abnormally Funny People – a group of disabled stand-up comedians. There are also a number of vaguely humourous cartoons and side columns. Watch out for the serious stuff though – Emmsville Wyoming will bring a tear to your eye. Other than that, everything else is just a bonus.

stalkingElk T-Shirt + 1 issue.

One sexy looking cotton threaded number, in charcoal or paprika. And one copy of the latest issue of Stalking Elk. T-shirts are not printed until we have a minimum order of ten to send to our printing people. This means, you may have to wait a little bit until your one arrives. However, we will send a copy of the latest Stalking Elk out to you straight away to read while you wait.

Six of the best. Think of it as a box set.
But without any extras.
Or commentary.
Or a Box.

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Three, it's the magic number.
Yes it is. It's the magic number.

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This options has a higher additional postage cost, this is to cover the price it takes to ship an Elk to North America, Asia, Australia etc. (Elk's are quite heavy don't you know!)

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This will prevent you overspending for overseas packaging.