Who's responsible for this monstrosity?
The two people responsible for Stalking Elk are the editor, Kit Caless and the art director Chris Smisson. They have been friends since the great Westgate Kebab Riots of 1996 in cathedral city of Canterbury, Kent. All brainstorming, idea construction and pun creation is generally conducted over a fry-up on a Sunday morning or over a pint of the black stuff in the evening. They need each other more than they like to admit.
Why the hell do you do this?
We make Stalking Elk so you don’t have to. No, that’s a lie. We make Stalking Elk because we want to create a magazine that makes you laugh and acts as a platform for writers and illustrators who don’t get an audience because the world is too damn serious. Everyone likes jokes but very few publications are willing to base their entire magazine on them. It’s something we’re really proud of and something we think is adding a positive contribution to people’s lives rather than existing in that negative space of the ironic ‘Nothing’. We’re not going to slag of other publications by name, but there’s only so much sneering and fashion crap we can take before reaching for the chainsaw and heading to Shoreditch on a decapitation binge.
Do you make money out of this or what?
The short answer is no. We self fund this thing. We have tried to make the
cover price as close to cost price as possible so the reader is getting their true
money’s worth. We do small print runs too, so our production costs are higher
than your average glossy-print-the-fuck-out-of-this-thing magazine. We also
are ideologically opposed to advertising any product that we do not completely
respect and like. This severely limits our potential for advertising
revenue.
At the moment we cannot pay contributors so everyone who is involved with
Stalking Elk is doing it for free. Perhaps in the future if we start selling in bigger
units this will change, but for now... it’s all love.
Why on earth do you print it. You have heard of the internet haven't you?
Yeah, we’ve heard of the Internet. We use it sometimes too. In fact, Stalking
Elk’s ancestor existed as pdf downloads and purely web-based magazine,
!nspired.
We print Stalking Elk because we appreciate the physical qualities of
print and understand that staring at a screen just isn’t the same as reading off
paper, particularly for illustration. We also think that putting money behind a
print publication means that you take things more seriously. This is ironic, of
course, considering the fact that we are so fixated on the laugh, we have decided
seriousness is our mortal enemy.
Nevertheless, we are backing ourselves by going to print. Let’s face it, anyone
with basic coding skills and some unemployed mates can make a website.
Pick up a copy of the Elk and see for yourself – it is different to hold something in
your hand. It is small enough to fit in your bag or pocket (A5 size) but big enough
in content and delivery to fill up your head.
How can I submit an article or illustration?
Each issue of Stalking Elk has a theme. If you want to submit an unsolicited piece
of writing to us it is advisable that you try to fit it to the theme of the issue. You
can find out what the theme is by following us on twitter. We will also post up
the theme in the Contact section of this website - You will find the details of
where to send your sub there.
If you want to submit an illustration it’s advisable to send us a link to your
portfolio. You can send an illustration to fit the theme, however, we tend to
commission illustrations to accompany already written articles. If we like your
style we will get in contact to see if you want to illustrate something particular
for us.